Introducing ‘Kid Speak’

I’ve got two kids and they say just some of the most hilarious things. In the new ‘Kid Speak’ category I’m going to try and capture some of their unique forms of expression.

Here’s one to start things off:

Stella, just a week shy of third birthday, as we are driving past a broad expanse of recently-fertilized mushroom farms:

Daddy! You’re supposed to say excuse me when you fart!

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