SCENE: during a truck-ride discussion of dinner plans on a Friday night.

Well Dad I want to eat at Subway and you’ll just have to deal with it.

– Carter, age 5

ASIDE: Just where do kids pick this stuff up anyway? This wasn’t quite as funny and surprising as the first time my son asked me “Want a piece of me?” but it is damn close. Remember, whatever you say to a kid, they will use it against you eventually.