Listen to your kids….

From Stella this past Saturday morning around 8 am ….

Daddy, wake up the fan is dripping

Huh? Well in 3 year old land that is how you tell your parents that the ceiling in their bedroom (with a ceiling fan) is starting to collapse from a roof leak.

And then later in the day (2 pm) ….

There’s a leak in the closet now too!

Introducing ‘Kid Speak’

I’ve got two kids and they say just some of the most hilarious things. In the new ‘Kid Speak’ category I’m going to try and capture some of their unique forms of expression.

Here’s one to start things off:

Stella, just a week shy of third birthday, as we are driving past a broad expanse of recently-fertilized mushroom farms:

Daddy! You’re supposed to say excuse me when you fart!