Me: What do you want for breakfast son?
Son: Scrambled eggs and sausage.
Me: OK.

Ten minutes later as I put a plate of food in front of him…

Me: Here you go, enjoy!
Son: OHHH DAAAD! I told you SCRAMBLED eggs!
Me: Those are scrambled eggs, just like you wanted.
Son: But not this scrambled! These are way too scrambled!