That’s a big chore!

Scene: bedroom shortly after waking up on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
Mom: (joking) so for our anniversary on Friday do you know what your Dad got me?
Daughter: (only half interested) no, what?
Mom: A dumpster! (editorially, the dumpster rental and anniversary are not related)
Daughter: Why?
Mom: So we can clean out the basement and closets and everything for the holiday season before my family arrives.
Daughter: So will my brother and I still have to do trash?
Mom: Yes.
Daughter: (Serious) OK, but we won’t be able to carry that dumpster to the curb Mom.